Election 08′: Taking a stress break.

So. I’m doing my best not to obsess over election coverage. I’ve been forcing myself to take breaks. I got a link to something that I felt I should share, since we could all use a good laugh right about now.

Oh. Where to start?

One should, first off, note how well the McCain Circular Creation Ministry knows it’s target selection of the vast unwashed electorate.

Note how all of Obama’s stances are backed by red? That, sirs, is no accident. A careful sampling of the village idiots all across backwater America shows that 86% of those voting for McCain immediately associate the color red with Marxism.

Also of note are the choices of answers to the presented problems. A test: what verbal descriptors would you use for the answers presented for the McCain side? Perhaps:

- Bold
- Solid
- Simple
- Don’t require much thought

Over 80% of the descriptors for McCain’s plan to lead the country into prosperity adhere to these descriptors, which are also the very fairy tale, vague attributes the ‘low information voter’ lets dribble out of their foodholes when asked what they look for in a President.

Now take a look at the answers for Obama’s column. Yes, very good, they’re false, but look closer. Note how the answers:

- Have too many college words
- Make one squint
- Require reading comprehension

These are quick, sure-fire turnoffs to your average knuckle dragging curmudgeon, due to a lack of variety in their genetic makeup and a barely existent primary education.

Hence, in spite of all perceived humor above, I declare this circular brilliant and a success for the McCain camp. It clearly communicates to it’s intended audience, and removes all doubt about how far the McCain campaign has come goal-wise during it’s race to the White House.

Brava, McCain! Not even the Daytona 500 could keep the “Sour Mash Connoisseur” vote from falling squarely in your camp come the election!

[Credit due to the_fragile07 @ LJ]

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